Friday, May 13, 2005

Cobwebs and Fictionology

Sorry, it's getty a little dusty over here... I haven't been writing much lately. Maybe it's because things are going pretty well and I have nothing to vent about...

Anyway, as usual, the onion is cracking me up... Click here to read about "Fictionology" -- The religion that:
"Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology's central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality," the AIR report read. "In short, Fictionology offers its followers a mythical belief system free from the cumbersome scientific method to which Scientology is hidebound."
This is great... I'm always for taking swipes at Scientology... How can people follow a religion created by a science fiction writer? Check out this great picture about the book the "religion" is created on....


Here is my favorite quote:
"My personal savior is Batman," said Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Greg Jurgenson. "My wife chooses to follow the teachings of the Gilmore Girls. Of course, we are still beginners. Some advanced-level Fictionologists have total knowledge of every lifetime they have ever lived for the last 80 trillion years."

"Sure, it's total bull****," Jurgenson added. "But that's Fictionology. Praise Batman!"